dag dannit

blasted, i sit down after a dozen blog-worthy ideas were floating around in my head only to have none settle into anything i can remember at the moment. talk about awful timing of sorts. well, suffice to say, i just felt my impetus to "pen" so to speak, crawl back into some weary cave for some brighter, sunnier days. til then, wah-wah-wee-wah! (-Borat, the Ali-G show)

well, hello there~

i think it quite fitting, in terms of the new year, the new blog, the new whatever-the-hell-you-think this is, that i start out with the following dialogue captured in one of my favorite childhood cartoons:

Pinky: What are we going to do tonight, Brain?
The Brain: Same thing we try to do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.

alas, like the ennui by these two comical rodents, i was this close (THIS CLOSE) from taking over the world last night. as solace for my many failed attempts, i will try a more subtle approach by supporting some twisted subversive, mind-numbing brainwashing.